"All Rights Reserved 2007-2009"
12:02 am
FUNNY BITES #1
1. MARRIAGE
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
2. SLEEPING PILLS
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.
3. GOD CREATES
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
4. GOD'S NOTE
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic
elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray "Take only one. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
5. WAKE UP
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up
MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON : "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
MOM : "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities.
Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
6. COMMUNICATIONS
What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Three fastest means of communication in the world.
Tele-phone
Tele-vision
Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster?
Tell her not to tell anyone.
7. CANCER
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people you're dying of
AIDS?"
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!"
What is a Blog? To write a blog entry. Blogs became so popular that the noun was turned into a verb; for example, "I'll blog about that subject next month."Got it?
Hey! What you looking at? Start reading and start tagging! Tag as in tag the CBox! Where's the CBox?! It's right below here. Scroll down! Yes! Yes! Scroll down!
Online Casino
